When I was three I used to believe that teachers were desk...? I thought they were talking desk that would move around and know everything.
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when I used up all the sheets in my desk scratch pad, I would be married.— Barb
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- I used to believe that teachers built missiles when they went to the teachers lounge.— HOLLIS
- I thought all the teachers slept at school.— Ryan
- I thought all teachers in school were married to each otherAnon
- when I was 8 or9 I thought that you could only move to 3 houses or then you would get in big truble!!!— 3 houses