i didn't know i was adopted till i was about 7, so when my brother told me that the only reason i was a different color was because my dad had me stand naked, with my hands against a wall and my feet flat and spray painted me brown, i believed him!
A childhood belief about appearance
others believed things like this
- My dad told me that the reason Birds didn't get electrocuted on overhead wire was they had rubber feet!!— Derricki
- My mom told me if you farted in bed your feet would turn brown.— Tracy
- My mum told me and my brother that we were adopted and that our real mothers were witches. Thanks mum.Anon
- I once asked my dad why Pugs had flat faces. He responded "because they ran into a wall"...— Kristy
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- I thought chicken's feet were witch's hands — Edward