Oh this is SO embarrassing...When I was 17 I was in study hall talking about how when my female hamster goes pee the fur in that area was wet for a while and I thought it was gross. My two female friends said "well excuse her! They don't make toilet paper for hamsters!" I said "No, she didn't poop...she peed" I had NO IDEA that girls had to wipe after peeing AND pooping!!! It just never crossed my mind! I also thought until I was 15 that when you had sex with a girl there was only one hole...the hole you have sex with and they pee out of were the same thing. I knew NOTHING about girls.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was 6 i thought girls peed out of there butt hole!— axel
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!— Greg
- For the longest time I believed New Hampshire was New Hamster and that was where all the hamsters came from. — Giny
- I never knew how tampons worked, I always thought they would fit in a female flat, like a hot dog.— only me
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine