I used to believe that God's name was Harold, because of the song "Hallowed be thy name". Sounds a lot like "Harold be thy name" if you really think about it.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- I thought that God's name was "Hallowed".."Hallowed be thy name"?— Bob
- I use to beleive that because oui (which sounds exactly like wee) mean yes in french, that poo meant no.— Toby
- I used to think dogs had hooves, because they make hoofbeat-like sounds when they walk.— Samuel Lamont
- i could swear eleventeen was a number for the longest time -- it still sounds pretty convincing.— erin
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon