My dad was uncircumcized...and I AM circumcized...Imagine my shock when he had to teach me to pee standing up. I thought every boy had a different penis!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- When I was little I thought grown ups could fly but wouldn't tell me about it or teach me until I got older.— James the Great
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to think that my cat was an alien that had come to teach me how to be good!— laz
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat