I was told that if I kept playing with my "willie" it wouldn't grow. I kept playing with it and it didn't grow much.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i thought that when it was your birthday you grow and then you didn't grow until a years time.— hello
- I used to believe that if I fell asleep lying on my front that my boobs wouldn't grow. And they didn't.— Booey
- When I was younger, I wanted to marry Willie Nelson so I wouldn't have to change my name.— stacy
- When I was little, I couldn't wait to grow up so I could grow a mustache. I am female.— Laura
- I was told as a kid that when it thundered, God was playing basket ball. LOL! — Tony
- When I was a child I used to believe that stand up pianos actually told jokes as well as playing music.— L MAN