When I was younger I used to believe you grew breasts by drinking milk. I would drink obsessive amounts of milk so I would grow breasts. I believed this until I was a flat 11 year old. Then I stopped drinking milk alltogether and they grew. Go figure.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that milk was what cows peed. Never stopped me from drinking it though!
— Reuben - i used to beleive when you drank milk your breasts would get bigger so i used to look down at them afterwordsAnon
- My sister use to belive the reason mom had two breasts - one to give milk, the other for juice.
Anon - When I first started to develop my breasts I thought it meant I was producing milk— trisha
- that black women breastfed chocolate milk instead of white milkAnon
- I used to beleive that milk bottles were filled with milk, directly from the cow's udder.Anon