In the song 'Ironic'...the line "An old man turned ninety-eight"...my boyfriend thought it was "Milkman turned ninety-eight"...and also "Free ride when you've already paid"...he thought was "Creamy white on your roll everyday"...what's ironic about that? HA!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- That numbers went 1-99 the A hundred, a hundred and one til a hundred and ninety nine. Then ONE hundred...— Foolhardy
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- That everything was free. You paid for nothing, money was just to look nice.— Blasia M
- I used to believe the Metallica song "Trapped Under Ice" said "I turned down the rice."— Erik Z.
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- That boys turned into women when they became adults and girls turned into men when they became adults. Anon