When I was quite young I thought that 'this morning' was 'the smorning', and that it was some strange figure of speech, not a time of day.
"The smorning was cold."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- That "This morning" was "The Smorning"
And "This afternoon" was "The Safternoon"
Yeah....Anon - I don't know why, but for some reason I thought that blinking your eyes powered your speech.Anon
- I used to think you could go to jail just by saying a word wrong during a speech.Anon
- when i was really young, i couldn't figure out why i can't get older than my older sister.— angela
- Ever since I was 8, i never ate chili because i thought it ws cold.— James
- Until I was about eight I thought that there had been actual fighting during the Cold War.— Miss Taken