Remember the theme song from the Winnie the Pooh eighties/early nineties? It goes, "Pooh bear, Winnie the Pooh bear, searchin' for fun, oh, won't you take me please? Pooh bear, I know he's out there. Rumbly tumbly, climb in a honey tree," and then there is another verse that starts. To this day I don't know what the real words are, but when I was little, and even now, it sounds so me like, "How could this cancerous, be so advancerous? it does this now and again." then back to normal "And when you're alone and there's nobody home, it's nice to be able to count on a friend like Pooh bear."
SO.. the man singing the pooh bear song is cancerous?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think that white dog pooh that you used to see a lot was what little white scottie dogs didAnon
- when I was little my uncle told me he was part bear. I believed people could be part bear until I was twelve. — Audrey
- I used to believe that if you stepped on the cracks of the pavement, a bear would jump up and eat you.— Nina
- I used to talk with my teddy bear and I really thought he answered me.— Joy
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- i used to believe that the factories were care bear factories because of the clouds of smogAnon