This isn't my story it's my teacher's. it makes me laugh every time.
When my teacher was little, her older brother told her that anyone at anytime could spontaniously combust. She slept witha cup of water next to her every night. =P
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- When I was in kindergarten, I used to believe that they locked the teacher's in the teacher's lounge at night.Anon
- My teacher told me one time~when I ate the unpopped popcorn, the unpopped popcorn would pop in my stomach.— Petra
- I used to think that if you were the teacher's pet, you would turn into a hamster.Anon
- I used to belive that my teacher was a alien unfortunately this was true mum and said. — peter
- I used to think my elementary school gym teacher's name was "Jim Class".— Brandon Campbell
- I used to believe that the teacher's lounge was where the teachers went to make out.— Julia