I thought when i was like nine in the song allstar by smashmuth went like this.
Hey no your a rockstar,get the show on get laid.
So when i sung that in front of my family and friends they made me wash my mouth with soap.
Not my fault lol
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle
- when i was little, i thought that you could pull your eyeballs and wash them in your mouth— beak
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon
- I used to think that 'black comedy' was show like Family Matters and The Cosby Show.— Katie
- I used to believe that there was special metal laid in the motorways that made the cars go faster!!— angela
- I used to think that in the song"Family Affair, they were saying "It's a family of bears!"— Wayne Huffman