My cousin's maid, Mildred, used to say, "Jesus wept." instead of "Amen" at the end of her blessing before meals. I guess that, because she was a housekeeper, they thought she was saying, "Jesus SWEPT."
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- when i was little i thought it rained because something bad happened and god or jesus was crying. — derek
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- When i was little, I used to send Jesus birthday cards on christmas and thought he would read them in heaven.Anon