I thought that the lyrics to The Rocket Summers, Brat Pack were,
"This goober, this hat, my friend's at second bat, and I've got to admit, sometimes he's pretty quick."
It's really,
"This ain't where it's at, my friends'll second that, and I got to admit, sometimes it's pretty sad."
LOOOL.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I was pretty small when Nixon was President. I thought "Watergate" was a type of alligator.— Ginger
- Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- I USED TO BELIEVE THAT IF YOU STARED AT A PERSON, THEY COULD NOT TELL YOU WERE STARING AT THEM. PRETTY STUPIDAnon
- i use to think boy geroge from the culture club was a pretty woman.— toe
- My mom used to think "preschool" was called "pretty school" until a few years later.— Molly
- Looking back at it, the belief that dogs eat cats is a pretty funny idea. I used to believe it myself.Anon