well, in micheal jackson's song the lyrics say,
"Billie Jean, is not my lover"
I thought it was,
"Billie Jean, is not a motherfucker."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- David Bowie - Jean Genie
"The Jean Genie lives on his back
The Jean Genie loves cheesy snacks"— Santa Puncher - i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon
- I used to think that Micheal Jordan and Micheal Jackson were the same person!Anon
- When i was younger, around 5 or 6, i thought that ever limo had micheal jackson in it. — -maria
- When I was young I used to think that Micheal Jackson was a girl.
— Jib Joseph - When I was younger I always imagined Madonna and Micheal Jackson would get married.— munky