As a little girl, I thought a man's penis looked a lot like a vienna sausage.
Then, I heard the term "balls".
I was CONFUSED.
I thought that there were two spheres INSIDE the penis.
I also thought that it was just two balls, one connected to the crotch and another hanging off the first.
All I can say is, THANKS, SEX ED! :D
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- I used to think that the penis was a sausage and that they could remove it and cook it.— L
- I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.— Feebs.
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I thought that when gay men had sex they did it by one penis going inside the other! — AA