I used to think a woman sang Billy Joel's "Piano Man". Do this day I still think it sounds like a woman with a deep voice.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Sylvester Stallone and Billy Joel were the same person.Anon
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- When I was a kid I though facial hair on a man is what gave them the deep voice — Adrian Z.