I used to believe that the song saying the line "Jehoviah Jira, my provider, your grace is suffecient for me" that it was "Ching Chong McGiver, my provider, you grace is a fishy for me"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- The Chinese language just had three words: ching, chang, and chong.— MD Caruso
- there was a young girl i used to know that would say 'onion' at the end of grace, instead of 'amen'— matt
- When I was little, I used to think the commercial advertising the Mitsubishi car was actually a Mr Fishy Car.Anon
- I used to think that the song"Stayin Alive" said "Staying In Line" like at school when I was little. — MacKenzie
- I used to think that the line in the song "Life in the Fast Lane" was "Fights in the Bat Plane".Anon
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon