When I was a kid my brother used to tell me that
ronald mcdonald Lived under my bed and whenever there was a full moon he would come out and kill me. I would always stay in my parents room so He wouldn't get me.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I long believed that Ronald Reagan was Ronald McDonald's brother. And I thought it made him more impressive!— JB
- The moon is full of wotsits.Anon
- I used to believe that the full moon was God's flashlight.Anon
- A billboard sign read: Moonshine kills.
I thought being caught outside by the moon would kill me. Humph.Anon - I used to think that the moon was fastened with something so it wouldn't fall— Kelvin
- I used to believe that a rabbit lived on the moon— van