Okay, you know the song Apologize by Timbaland? Some of the real lyrics go like this:
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say...
That it's too late to apologize, it's too late
I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late.
Well, I thought it said this:
Didn't think I'd turn around, and say hey
That it's too late to palogize (?), it's too late
I said it's too late to pathogize, it's too late.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella
- Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
"Oh, Harry can't mate
He knows it's too late
As he's stalking, oh my..."— Santa Puncher - I used to think that girls' anuses were green. I remember thinking that as late as high school.— Jack
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- My Aunt used to tell me that if I didn't share, I would turn into a crow.— Peter
- I used to turn the TV off when I left the room so I didn't miss anything.— S.Lee