When I read about monks being castrated I asked my mom about it right away and she told me it was when they took away the part of a man that made him give babies. I asumed it meant they cut off the penis!!!! She also told me about being sterilized, and that dad got it done a few years back. I asked dad if they were gonna take mine away too :\
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that monks and nuns married each other and made more Catholics.— Jayme
- I once asked a friend if test-tube babies had bellybuttons or not.
I was eighteen years old.Anon - I once had this funny moment as a kid when I accidentally said that my mum was neutered instead of sterilized.Anon
- when i was a little girl i asked santa for a penis for christmas. i thought it was a really awesome toy. — haha
- My parents told me that babies were made from dimonds under cabbage patches, that would grow into a baby.Anon
- When a friend of mine was little, he used to think that babies came from supermarkets.— Susanna