I used to believe the lyrics in Theory of a Deadman's "No Surprise" were..
"Who would ever think I'd go and end up,
Like all the other guys that you've gone and F***ED!"
its actaully
"All the other guys that you've gone in for"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used 2 beleive i wuz an alien that had to save the world from "bad guys"— me not u
- I used to believe that cats were the girls and dogs were the guys. Same with cows and horses.Anon
- When i lived in texas i believed the UPS guys were Santa Clause— Lauren
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- I used to think that only chinese fat guys can Sum wrestle and that it was illegal if he wasnt asian.— sumo
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird