I used to believe that when you pooped in the toilet it went down to a witches kitchen and she made cookies out of it and tries to make people eat them
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I used to believe that when the sky was pink, late at the afternoon, the angels made cookies!— Bella
- When I was young,I used to believe all old people were witches..........— Baby
- Croutons are called "Salad cookies"Anon
- I used to wonder why fortune cookies never predicted something bad like "you will fall off a cliff"— Izual
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon