I used to think when the waitress asked my parents if they wanted "soup or salad" she was asking if they wanted something called the "super salad".
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Croutons are called "Salad cookies"Anon
- I used to believe 'three bean salad' was an extremely small entree because it contained only three beans.— queeneve
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- When I was young and someone asked me what I wanted to be once I grew up, I'd say "A DOG!"— Alysia
- I used to believe that I really COULD be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. I wanted to be a unicorn. Anon