when i was a kid i thought it was against god to not say "excuse me" after i farted or burped i believed this until i was
14
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that females never went to the restroom, farted,or burped.— michael
- I used to belive that when u burped,u farted thru your mouth.
— John - When I first saw "brb" on an im I thought the person burped, not that they would be right back.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you burped and yawned at the same time your eyes would pop out— kelso
- When I was about 10 I used to believe that if you burped too much it would make your liver bleed— Lenny