Gwen Stefani's What You Waiting For?
Lyric: Take a chance you stupid hoe
What I hear: Take a chance when you get home
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i was good at school, i had a chance of becoming the queen????— donia
- I believed you could dry your hands with hot water, until i got a chance to try it.— A A RENN
- I always wondered why shepherds washed their socks by night. (correct lyric: watched their flocks)— MaggieNJ
- A common misheard lyric in BMTH’s ‘Shadow Moses’ is “THIS IS SANDPIT TURTLE!”— Oli
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that the toast would never pop out of the toaster if you watched it while you were waiting.Anon