I used to think the heimlich manoeuvre was called the heimlich remover. I did not know until about a year ago (when i was 25!) that it was the manoeuvre, my boyfriend still makes fun of me for it.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- my boyfriend used to think that Hanna and Barbera were two women that did all the cartoons— Helen
- I convinced my boyfriend that paprika flavored crisps were made from donkeys...he was 20 at the time.Anon
- That eating carrots makes you ginger.— Austin
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - I used to believe that when sheep die, god takes their wool and makes it into clouds— Oded
- I believed that chocolate milk must have been cow diarrihea......makes since to me— Suzanne