when i was little i used to that a singing monster was hiding in my shower so every time i went to the restroom i would sing to scare him away
A childhood belief about bathrooms

others believed things like this
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- I used to believe that take a shower meant to go steal a shower from the storeAnon
- I used to think that toilets led to the shower head. That's why I never took a shower :D— scared
- I used to believe that if you ate while going to the restroom, you would die. — Patrick H Wright
- I used to believe that if you took a shower after a day of tanning the tan would come off in the shower— Shar
- When I was 5, I thought the "restroom" was actually a place you went to take a nap. Anon