My mother used to complain she "couldn't get a word in edgewise". I thought "that's ok, none of us speak Edge-a-wise."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought all you had to do to speak Russian was add -ski to the end of every word!— nateski
- I used to believe that to speak Spanish all you had to do was a an "o" to the end of each word. — !!.-ariel-.!!
- When I was a year old, I believed if I hid my face, my mother couldn't see me because I couldn't see her.— kimberly dianne(:
- I used to believe that Jesus and all of the wise men lived under my bed. — wuteve
- When I was younger, I thought I could run and fall off the edge of the earth. Anon
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny