I used to think that every time someone whent #2, it would go to a giant underground lad, where a bunch of sciantists would sit around analysing the poo. They analized it to find out what the person was thinking while they were on the toilet. I would always try to think clean, pure thoughts while I was going to the bathroom, so that I wouldn't be arrested.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a morman was a scary person who lived underground(actually called a moleman).— Mike
- For a very long time I believed that there were little men underground that changed the traffic lights!— Melissa
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi
- When I was a boy I flushed my fish down the toilet thinking that it would go to its mommy and daddy.— Jeremy Clark
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth
- I thought that hydrogen was pure water (since I knew hydro- meant water) and H2O was impure some how— Hexetic