When i was little my mother called vagina monkeys. So imagine my surprize when my uncle was tickling me and said he wouldnt let me go until i called him a monkeys uncle!!! I was about 7 years old,
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i used to belive that babies come from monkeys...— serious
- I used to believe that guerillas were monkeys with guns.— Dave D
- I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeysAnon
- I used to believe that monkeys were related to fish as they both have mouths!— Quako
- I used to think that orangutans were monkeys who ate alot of oranges.— Lina
- When i was younger i believed that when you died your soul use to go into a monkeys body— Ríoghnach