Rain is God peeing. I don't remember if I believed that entirely, or just thought "what if?"
A childhood belief about weather

others believed things like this
- I used to think that rain was caused by the sun peeing on us.Anon
- Someone told me that they cousin who used to think rain was God peeing.Anon
- When I was about three, I used to believe that the rain was caused by Jesus' peeing down on the earth!— Gretchen
- I believed that the rain would melt everything...I was terrified to go outside in the rain! — Cris
- I remember drinking red kool aid and peeing at the same time. I was expecting it to be red.Anon
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird