I thought that if I said "Excuse me" enough times, I would be even for all the times I burped as a baby and never said it. I must have said it at least 500,000 times until my teens or twenties just for good measure.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that "One, two, three times a lady"
was: "one, two, three times related"Anon - I thought you could vote as many times as you want, not just once.— Lord Zedd
- I thought if i picked my nose too many times, my head would blow up.— i m a moron
- I thought i had to chew my food 27 times before i could swallow because Stephanie said it on Full HouseAnon
- My Sister And I Used To Believe That If You Said Something 3 Times You Would Tern Into That.
— Jason - behind the times ment behind the newspaper!!!!!!!— Neon Anon