I used to think the Salvation Army was a real army, and I never went with my mother to give donations because I was scared of the army men and their guns.
A childhood belief about places

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the salvation army was an actual army.Anon
- My dad thought when he was little, rain was caused by army guys in the clouds with rain guns. — Daughter of the Weird
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- German tiger tanks shot out tigers, the invading army would get mauled to death by all the tigers— Bob
- I used to believe that guerillas were monkeys with guns.— Dave D
- i used to think guns shot poison bulletsAnon