I used to believe (about 9) that a penis was a sausage that men stuck in their crutch area to attract women.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that the penis was a sausage and that they could remove it and cook it.— L
- when I was a kid I used to believe that the sausage factory used children— lucas
- As a youngster, my older brother told me that polish sausage was really the bull's genitals. — Ross
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat