i was raised a jehovah's witness and therefore never celebrated holidays. my parents were very vague on their reasoning for this and never really explained it to me that well, so i had the idea that christmas was actually a day that christians worshipped the devil on accident (he tricked them into it). one day i was visiting my cousin and she had a baby doll that i wanted to play with but she wouldnt let me and said it was because she just got it for christmas. i then FLIPPED OUT screaming and crying that she had to throw it away because "satan tricked her and hid a demon in it".
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I once believed that Tusken Raiders from Star Wars Where a Type of Demon like Satan in the BibleAnon
- on "highway to hell" i always thought it goes "baby see, baby do" instead of "hey satan, payin´ my dues"— Miss Understood
- When I was little, I used to think whenever it snowed, it would be Christmas.— TropicalSmoothie
- I used to believe that every religous Christmas card we recieved was sent to us by God.Anon
- "Christmas time
mistletoe and brine..."— Santa Puncher