When I heard the priest lived at the church, I thought it meant he actually lived in the sanctuary. I assumed he slept on the organ.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if someone lived "overseas", it just meant that they lived by the ocean.Anon
- I used to think teachers lived at school, and slept there at night.— Stephanie
- That the city of Christchurch was a big church which everybody lived in.— Christine
- I used to believe that Darth Maul lived in my church.— Sarah
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- I used to believe that the people that worked in stores slept right there on the floor and lived there. Anon