After discovering masturbation at very early age on my own, and not knowing anything about sex, somehow I concluded I have discovered a substitute for narcotics and would be awarded for my invention.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- Before the invention of the camera, everything looked like a cartoon with the quality/effect of oil painting.— MD Caruso
- That masturbation would make you blind— NN
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to believe my middle name was and. At age 12, I discovered that it was actually "ann".Anon
- I used to think that an imbecile was some type of seal, before knowing that it meant someone stupid.Anon
- I used to think that ponies were young horses. I was embarrasingly old when I discovered the truth.— Al's view of the world