When I was younger, we had a record player in my basement. My brother and I would listen to the Beegees, because they were out favourite out of all the records down there.
When I use to listen to staying alive I always thought the lyrics opposed to the actual ones
"Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born."
Were:
"You can tell a Willy Wonka,
Saying Gingerale, no time to talk."
I find it pretty hilarious since, that is absolutley not close to it. Up to a few weeks ago when I googled the lyrics, I truthfully had no idea what they were- and believed they were somewhere close to my misheard lyrics.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - I used to believe that if i bought a Wonka Bar I would find a golden ticket and get to see Willy Wonka.— Sally
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- When I first heard Stawberry Fields Forever, I misheard the lyrics as Strawberry Fields For Trevor.— Matt
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav