when i was a kid for some reason i believed that boys had 2 penises, one to go to the bathroom out of and one to make babies with, i was really embaressed that i only had one and would never go to the bathroom in public for fear of someone seeing that i only had one
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was about six, I believed that boys had buttons on their penises--one for pee and the other for poop.Anon
- I used to think that hot dogs were made from boys' penises.— never eating hot dogs again
- I used to believe both boys and girls had penises so i thought sex was when they tied them together.Anon
- When I was little, I believed that if I didn't go to the bathroom quick enough, I would actually explode.— Coco S.
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth
- I used to believe that boys had boy babies, and girls had girl babies.
That was when I was 3-7. I'm 15 now.— Stefanie Michelle