Until I was 13 I thought a blow job was a woman rubbing ice all over a man's penis and rocking on their knees in front of it while blowing air on the penis to cool it off. I thought this must be very popular in countries like Africa but wondered why an eskimo would ever have to do such a thing.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.— Marisa
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that gay sex involved a man sticking his penis inside another man's penis.Anon
- when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.— myuka
- I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.— Fanbrat
- Thinking a blow job was someone just blowing on your butt.... or in your ear— Lynn