My dad likes rock n' roll music, and when I was a toddler he would listen to it and I would dance. There was this one song called "Big Balls" or something like that by ACDC. I thought it was a song about those huge plasticy balls in those huge bins at Wal-Mart and K-Mart. I belived this until I was ten or so, and my parents still make fun of me.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- I used to think that girls had "balls" and not boys, and the "balls" were slang for breastsAnon
- i always thought it was Grape Balls of Fire instead of Great Balls of Fire— Courtney
- I used to believe that you would go into Wall*Mart and buy a baby for $5.50!— Sam
- I thought planes collected clouds to make cotton balls.— Eddie