When I was little I wanted to be a boy very badly, mostly because they never had to wear dresses and got the cool toys. Anyway - I used to believe that if I peed standing up I would grow a penis and then become a boy. Of course, since I was a girl, this involved straddling the toilet. My mom never could figure out how I made such a mess in the bathroom...
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- I was scared that if I peed too much, the toilet would flood— scarlett
- I used to believe toys came alive at night.
Because I love toys, and I hoped be good friend with my toys.Anon - my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon
- i used think that when i would grow up that i could become a cat if i wanted to.— may ray
- i used to be scared to use the bathroom becuase i believed something lived in the toilet.— robert allen freeman the fourth