when I was about 8 or 9, every time I went to the toilet I would pat the tissue to get rid of the drips (eww sorry) and my fingers would feel the vaginal opening. However I didnt know what it was, so I was very scared of the fact that my skin had broken and made a dangerous hole in my body. HA!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that instead of bones and blood and tissue that you body was made up of tuna.— m.n
- Broken bones meant that your arm or leg was separated from your body.— Kelly Hanson
- I used to believe that mosquito larvae were baby hammerhead sharks. Made the ditch a very dangerous place!— Karen
- I used to be scared that if I chewed my cuticles and swallowed a piece of skin, I would become a cannibal. Anon
- I believed that linguini was made of tape worms and was scared to eat pasta for a long time!— Mojo!
- I used to think if you didnt get up before flushing the toilet would eat you...Anon