For years I thought the lyrics to "Everything Zen" by Bush were "Trotsie wants my wine" instead of "Try to see it once my way".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought president Bush was an actuall bush.— oops
- I always thought there was a drinking age for coffee, because it was an adult drink like beer and wine.Anon
- I thought Busch Gardens was a public garden owned by George W. Bush.Anon
- I used to believe that if you swallowed wine or beer in two sips then you would get drunk— Heather
- i used to think that "waldo" was the w. in george w. bush. thanks dad— lauren
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban