When I was about 5 I asked my Mum where sausages came from and she told me, from pigs. I then figured if eggs came from chickens, then sausages must come out of pigs bottoms. Yum yum.
A childhood belief about nasty food

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that like chickens lay eggs, pigs laid sausages...Anon
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to believe that we got sausages from pulling them out of pigs bums - all neat and tidy. Mmm— L. Webb
- when i was about three i suddenly realized where bacon comes from....from unborn pigs eggs of course— planetnewbs
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips