when i was about 10 or so and in the backseat of the car, my dad said he was pulling over at the next gas station to take a dump. I exclaimed, "but you can't! boys don't have butts!" a year later it occurred to me why my family laughed at me.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the Fire Station was where all fires occurred.Anon
- When I was young I thought that after pulling out off a petrol station the car would go faster— Amine
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- Lightning and thunder were produced at the garbage dump.— penny
- My kids believe if they pick their nose their butts will fall off!— wendy
- I used to believe that they got the lunchmeat bologna from cutting off dead people's butts.— angie