Remember that song, "Love Potion # 9"
"But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine."
I always thought (until I was like 19!!!) he said,
"But when I kissed a cow and got it ready for a ride"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- I used to believe when barbie kissed ken a kelly would come out— !!!!!!! loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I used to believe that if you kissed someone you HAD to marry them. Even in the movies.Anon
- I was told that if you dropped food on the floor, the devil kissed it. — Teresa
- When I was very small. by older brother told me that if I "Kissed my own elbow, I would turn into a boy."Anon
- I believed that everytime I kissed my David Cassidy poster he'd feel it back home in Hollywood.— Marie M