I used to think that vaginas were called chinas and penises were called peanuts. Then my mom finally broke the news to me.DUH!
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon - I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I used to believe that people from Holland were called "Hollish", like people from Poland are called "Polish"— Sally
- I used to think that adult kangaroos were called Kangas and that child kangaroos were called Roos. Anon
- I used to think that because there was a state called Washington, there was also a state called Dryington.— Jasonchic
- I used to believe that when people broke bones, doctors would give them a new part of the body they broke. — Kelly