My best friend used to be convinced that the song "I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker" was actually "I Wish I Was A Prawn Cracker"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think "firecrackers" we're some kind of really spicy cracker.— MAG
- When I was little I used to believe that comedian Jerry Lewis and rocker Jerry Lee Lewis were the same person.— Paul
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- My friend convinced me that if I used a bar of soap to wash my hair instead of shampoo that I would go bald.— Michelle
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- a friend thought that the song "dirty deeds done dirt cheap" was saying "dirty deeds dunderchief"— dubs